Spencer Polanski is an embalmer at her family-owned funeral home. Perfect job for a vampire, really. Especially one who's sans a working schnoz. That’s right. She has a bum nose. A plus when preparing the dead for eternal slumber—a big fat zero when it comes to sniffing out your true life mate.
Devoid her sense of smell, it’s business as usual when a clueless Spencer meets Larkin McBride. The detective's at Polanski’s to attend the wake of his best friend when he discovers something very unusual…
He can hear Spencer’s every thought.
Her every vampire thought.
So what’s “Detective McYummy” to do when the luscious Miss Polanksi’s thoughts are consumed by the body count in her sleepy town…and the possibility that the murderer could be one of her own kind?
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Whose Bride Is She Anyway? is the most popular reality show on TV, featuring a bride, twenty potential hunk ‘o licious grooms, a jury and a whole lot of cash at the end of the matrimonial aisle.
The rules? Spend a month on a tropical island (as if you didn’t know that) and let a jury of your peers and one high school friend choose your man for life. If you can manage to stay married for a year you get the booty.
A million bucks.
Tara Douglas doesn’t care about the booty. Once taunted and humiliated for being an overweight geek, Tara is now a svelte thirty-something looking for revenge and it ain’t as the bride.
The bride is Kelsey Little, ex Evanston High cheerleader and all ‘round bitch. Kelsey was responsible for Tara’s ultimate humiliation in high school.
August Guthrie, a former dork himself wants to win the woman he thought was his high school wet dream.
What could go wrong? A little thing like sabotage, treachery, deceit, clandestine meetings, and an airtight contract that could leave you bankrupt with the paparazzi breathing down your neck for an eternity that’s what!
What happens when a journalist joins an online dating site for research? Find out in the uproariously funny romantic comedy, Sexy Lips 66 by USA Today bestselling romantic comedy author Dakota Cassidy.
This laugh-out-loud contemporary erotic romance will keep you laughing as Callie Winston discovers men from all over the world think she has oh so sexy lips!