Dakota Cassidy - author of romances funny side up

 

Vampires

 

The Polanski Brothers:
Home of Eternal Rest

Welcome to The Polanski Brothers: Home of Eternal Rest...where the dead aren't really dead and necking has a whole new meaning. Who would have thought owning a funeral parlor could be so much fun?

Joy Polanski is an embalmer by trade. Gross right? Nah, it's not so bad, I promise. But, get this -- she's also a vampire without a sense of smell. Convenient since she works as an embalmer, eh? Joy works in her family owned funeral parlor and she's got a bit of a problem. Detective Larkin McBride is Joy's problem and it isn't just because he's hot. Well, that doesn't help matters, but it's because curiously, he can read Joy's every thought. So what will Larkin do when Joy's thinking about all these dead bodies showing up and the possibility that they were murdered?

So won't you come plan your walk through eternity with us? All forms of payment welcome. Visa, MasterCard, American Express, but A-B negative and O positive preferred...

Available now from Changeling Press

 

It’s A Vampire Thing

Claire Treemont is a small town coroner with a small town social life -- as in, non-existent. When a yummy body enters her life one night at the county morgue, Claire is astonished to find she's pretty sad he's dead. I mean, honestly, how often does someone like her get to gaze upon a body like that? Claire's life is soon turned upside down by a hunky dead guy.

Zachariah Kowalski is the hunky dead guy, of course, and he's got an affliction that has him waking up in places that are, to say the least, inconvenient. He also has a life mate that escapes him from century to century just as they're about to seal the vampire deal. Kinda frustrating, huh?

Claire's potential death, fate and a real bitch of a problem make this vampire thing a tough gig. So we have a pretty coroner, a dead guy with a medical condition that has nothing to do with death and well, a possible death in someone's near future...that means trouble. Oh, and a wild, passionate ride against time...

Publisher’s Note: An earlier version of It’s A Vampire Thing was previously released with another house.

Winner of the JERR Gold Star Award and A Road to Romance Recommended Read

Now available at Changeling Press

 

Vampire Thing 2:
Doing Desi

Desdemona Smitrovitch is a bad, bad girl. She tried to murder Jarrod Stanislavski’s best friend Zach’s Life Mate. But Jarrod lusts after, er, likes Desi anyway.

Desi doesn’t much like Jarrod, but she sure thinks he’s hot.

Desi has a lot of work to do to make up for her past misdeeds. How do you make nice when you’ve committed murder (like a lot of murder) and what do you do when you’re not so sure you were really the one responsible for those murders?

Or at least that’s what the voice in your head tells you…

Jarrod thinks he can help Desi on the road to becoming a good girl. He has a flogger to help aid him in taming Desi.

Do good girls like floggers?

Now available at Changeling Press

 

Blood Lite

Chicken wings, cheese fries, maybe a slice of pizza or two…this is where Leah's trouble begins. When she gets on the scale, she realizes her fondness for all things fried, dipped in chocolate, or smothered in cheese has become a hazard to her thighs. It's time to take matters into her own hands and feel the burn, or at the very least find someone who can help her to "find" the burn she can't seem to locate.

Leah hires a personal trainer and she's not at all worried about him seeing her flabby thighs, because all personal trainers are gay…or at least that's what she thinks until Erik comes to give her the workout of her lifetime. All four hundred and twenty years of that lifetime, that is. Erik and Leah fall wildly in lust with each other. The chubby vampire is having the romp of the millennium, except for one small problem. She's falling in love with the very human Erik… And Leah's daddy hates humans…

Now available at Ellora's Cave

 

Ex-Files 4:
Vicky the Vixen

Victoria Rawlings wants one thing.

To have sweaty, naughty,smokin'-hot, all night long sex.

That’s it. Really...

But you can’t do that if you have a disorder that keeps you in rubber gloves and Mr. Clean instead of lacy negligees and thongs, now can you?

Victoria desperately wants to change her life to include something more than the worry every little germ brings. With the encouragement of her friends, Katy, Maxie and Maddie, she’s a woman on a mission that begins with a therapeutic bondage fair and ends with the rescue of a very yummy man. A man who's the complete antithesis of Victoria.

A man who revels in chaos, disorder and specializes in smokin’-hot, sweaty, raunchy sex. Oh, and the midnight hour, blood, and keeping his fangs in tip-top shape...

Available now from Changeling Press